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You’ll finally find a man who loves you for who you are, but unfortunately, he’s every bit as miserable as you might expect.If you had just one piece of wisdom to impart to future generations, it would probably be unspeakably filthy.This is a time of great uncertainty for you, but that doesn’t mean the odds of drawing to an inside straight will improve at all.
Due to your optimism, your death next week with come as a big surprise; however, due to your devout Christianity, what comes after will be a terrible shock.A hot bowl of soup and a good night’s sleep can cure many ills, it’s true, but you might want to consider the possibility that you have the world’s worst oncologist.
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