Who just sensually eats fruit all the time?
1. When women entice men by sensually sticking fruit in their mouth, as if random bananas are always lying around.
3. When the lead woman always has red freakin' lace panties on, so when the other person sneaks into the bathroom for a quickie, it's sexy. NOTHING IS SEXY IN THE BATHROOM.5. When movies never include the usage of lube as if it's an evil thing. 7. And when people have sex in strange places in their home, like on their dining room table, and the table doesn't break. HOW?!9. Or when movie couples want to cuddle right after sex, when in reality, you want to get away from them so you can go pee to avoid a urinary tract infection.Universal Pictures
15. When movie couples say they're kinky but only do vanilla shit in the bedroom — where's the head, anal, BDSM, something?!
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