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Advances in science will soon allow man to travel to the most distant corners of the universe. Still no word, however, on it being able to get you off that couch.If someone had told you 30 years ago that you’d end up an insurance salesman, you probably would have laughed. Then again, you would’ve been 6 months old at the time.Romance is in the air for Pisces this week, as well as on the bed-sheets, the nearby curtains, and in a growing puddle on the floor.
There, enjoy figuring that one out, you jerks.Your life will soon be divided into Pre-Angering-Of-The-Ants and Post-Angering-Of-The-Ants eras.Don’t let anybody tell you what you can or cannot do. That’s for you, three to five of your ribs, and most of the hearing in your left ear, to decide.The stars indicate that you’ve been looking really great lately. Also, the stars indicate that they could really use your help moving next weekend.
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