OPINION: TuckerCarlson: Karine Jean-Pierre is furious at America, despite her ample privilege
Fox News host gives his take on the president's new pick for press secretary on 'Tucker Carlson Tonight.'So, if you're the White House press secretary – and thank God you're not – but if you were, you would have two tasks every day. You've got to learn the president's views on what's happening in the world so you can repeat them, and then you've got to try to remember the names of those weird-looking people sitting in the folding chairs in the briefing room.
"I know you're frustrated," Biden said today, for example."I can taste it." What does frustration taste like? An earthy, slightly unctuous blend of bacon notes, mango, and raspberry with an undertone of saddle leather? Maybe. Joe Biden didn't say. The White House press secretary would know. That's her job.
A few weeks ago, Joe Biden pledged to overthrow the government of Russia, which is fully capable of waging nuclear war, possessing, as it does, at least 6,000 nuclear warheads. That's not a small thing, starting a global conflagration and ending human life on the planet. So, it fell to the press secretary to clean it up.
She could do that because she's the press secretary. She's Jen Psaki – or was. Next week she's headed to MSNBC for a new life as a cable news contributor. Wish her luck, of course. Good luck, Jen Psaki. But in the meantime, you've got to wonder who's going to replace her. Who could replace her? Is anyone qualified? Is there another person in this country as shallow, nasty, and partisan as Jen Psaki is? Well, there is. Her name is Karine Jean-Pierre.
But whatever. Don't ask questions. Karine Jean-Pierre is our first out LGBTQ+ White House press secretary, and that's all you need to know. It's a good thing. Shut up and celebrate. "Yeah, they keep electing Obama and promoting me, despite the fact I have no qualifications for the job." Lesson, it's a racist country. Now there's a word for this, kind of a clever term, it's called"cry-bullying.""Stop hitting me," they say, as they punch you in the face. Why do they do it? Well, they do it because it works. You whine about racism and you get into the best schools.