Everyone (no one) is always (never) asking me: Tracy, when will you do a Jezebel product diary? As someone who both works from home and has ecstatically embraced the invisibility that is being a mid-thirties, monogamous, married “Mom,” said diary would look something like this:\n
As someone who both works from home and has ecstatically embraced the invisibility that is being a mid-thirties, monogamous, married “MWoke up, maybe washed my face, probably didn’t wash my hair.lacking
ffecting little kids, but, as I am now well aware, adults can get it, too! Its signature: sores and/or a rash in and on all the body parts from which it takes its matter-of-fact name. Typically, it’s caused by the coxsackievirus, which is a—chef’s kiss—beautiful self-own.I used to think that the ghastly parental whispers around this disease were a touch overdone.As with all things parenting related, ha-hah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Cue the products!bedtime of 9 p.m.
It’s 12:30 a.m. and I haven’t slept a wink. The burning, throbbing, itching has magnified. It feels like microscopic fire ants are crawling underneath the surface of my skin. The small pink dots on my hands are now angry red bumps. I scratch at one hand, then the other. I, knowing I am making things worse. Now I’ve doused gasoline on the fire hands. Tears come to my eyes and I have a saintly vision of Kim Kardashian, who, I have read, has psoriasis.
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