To All the Women in Bathroom Lines We’ve Befriended Before

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“We may barely remember one another or our pacts of undying friendship, but, in those brief and heavily intoxicated moments, I swear we were infinite.”

We may barely remember one another or our pacts of undying friendship, but, in those brief and heavily intoxicated moments, I swear we were infinite.Finding common ground in our dislike of artist boyfriends, we agreed that we’d never again be collateral for someone else’s creative process. Also, that rompers were a terrible idea when we knew we’d be drinking all day. I may have forgotten your name, but I haven’t forgotten how well you pulled off bangs in high humidity.

Dear Jen, it was a great idea to wear a white blazer on Election Night. Thanks for telling me that my white halter top still counted as a tribute to the suffragettes. Thank you, also, for hugging me at the end of the evening while we both wept uncontrollably.The siren call of unlimited free hot dogs is strong when you’re in between jobs, and I appreciated that you didn’t laugh when you overheard me ask for mine without the bun because it was Passover.

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