'Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.'
June 7, 2022I used my husband’s dandruff shampoo and I already notice a significant decrease in the amount of words I use when replying to text messages.Marriage vows should be rewritten as “to have and to hold and to divide and conquer the unappealing leftovers in the fridge till death do us part.
”i thought i liked being married but turns out i just like yelling at somebody every week to take out the trashI went to bed while my husband was in the bathroom and he called me while he pooped just so he could talk to me. I guess this is our marriage now.
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