The last month of pregnancy is absolute B.S. and no one is enjoying themselves.
Three weeks before my due date with my last child, I was lying on the padded table, complete with the super comfy paper banner beneath my giant body as my midwife checked me.
“The pressure you are feeling is this large varicosity you have running down your vulva that has sprouted since the last time I saw you. We can get you a support for it to make you more comfortable.” If you are lucky enough to make it to the pot to pee, as soon as you wipe and stand up to attempt to pull up your massive panties, guess what? More pee will trickle down your leg from the pressure of the body inside you and make you feel like giving up and just buying a diaper.
If you’ve had the pleasure of pregnancy-induced rhinitis, breathing put of your nose isn’t an option so you can either mouth-breathe which makes eating fun, constantly wear those nasal strips, or live under a steam machine.Oh, everyone wants to make you feel better with their stupid-ass suggestions about how to stay comfortable, how to get your labor started, or blabbing about how they had it worse than you have it right now.
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