Ring in 2023 with these 60 hilarious New Year's jokes, memes and one-liners

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Ring in 2023 with these 60 hilarious New Year's jokes, memes and one-liners
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'2022 was such a blur, I think my resolution was too low.' These and other dazzlers to wow your friends and fam as you kick off 2023:

So you can start the New Year off on the right foot!I haven’t seen you since last year!Where do herbs celebrate New Year’s?He wanted to make a New Year’s toast.

I promise not to make any more bad jokes for the rest of the year!Why was the jeweler at the New Year’s Eve party?Where should you go to practice math on New Year’s Eve?What did one cow say to the other on New Year’s Eve?It wanted to turn over a new leaf. What do corn celebrate on Dec. 31?What do cats say on Jan. 1?Cancel their gym membership from last year.William New Year’s Eve. Why didn’t Pluto throw Earth a birthday party on New Year’s Eve?To travel more.To start the year with sweet dreams.

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