At our medical office, if you’re two minutes late, we might let you in, but we’ll definitely keep you guessing for a bit!
What, were you raised by salamanders? Anyway, we’ll make you pet-sit our salamanders when we go on vacation. Also, you’ll be subject to all of the above fines and penalties.
If you show up more than thirty minutes late on the day of your appointment, we will be so baffled and shocked by the experience that we will let you walk right into the appointment, free of charge. If you have three or more no-shows or cancellations, we will insist that you donate an organ to one of our staff members and/or their family members, if needed.
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