The Marlins and Pirates made big moves. The Mariners and Phillies tumbled. And for the most part, the top 10 was stable. This week's full MLB power rankings, complete with a haiku describing each club ⤵️
The Athletic MLB StaffWe have some alarming news. Due to supply chain issues, we have been informed that is low on words. We are under strict rationing orders until further notice. As such, the majority of this week’s rankings will consist of haikus.Because we value your readership, we have cajoled and begged for a few extra words for a blurb ahead of each poem.
Please feel free to sound off in the comments, especially in haiku form. I’ve been told that whatever you type will not negatively affect the worldwide supply of nouns and verbs and the rest, further hamstringing us. Don’t ask me how that works. I may be an expert writer, trained in the proper and artful usage of the English language by the finest institutions in the land, but I am not an economer.
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