“His father had to spend the whole day vacuuming my poop water!”
"My ex rotated between her place and mine, and she lived with her dad, sister, and grandma. Her grandma hated my guts and though she didn't speak English, her disdain for me needed no translation. Well, one night, the bathroom we normally used at her house was broken so we had to use the main one, where the light wasn't working. In the middle of the night, I felt a shit coming so I felt my way down the dark hallway into the dark bathroom...
"It’s been a decade, and they still pretend to hide their small animals so that I won’t eat them whenever we visit. And to top that off, they send me a birthday card with a rabbit on it every year!""We were at my girlfriend's parents' house early in our relationship and I was explaining to her mom about the app I use to read books on my phone.
"Well, 'called' in Arabic is one letter away from the word 'fart.' And I was so nervous that I straight-up introduced myself as, 'Hello, I'm farting Emma.' Apparently, this story is now told the world over.""I met my first serious boyfriend's family at their big, Italian Thanksgiving dinner at his grandma's house. I was super nervous as I met his cousins, aunts, uncles, mom, and dad, but all was going well...until I met his grandma.
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