Former President Donald Trump allegedly shared highly classified information about U.S. nuclear submarines with an Australian billionaire who was a member of Mar-a-Lago. The Onion asked other members what government secrets the 45th president shared with them, and this is what they said.
Rod Morris, Driver “I delivered a pizza, and he shoved some nuclear schematics in my pocket and told me Iran would pay me plenty.” Kathleen Morgan, Restaurateur “He offered to disclose the location of the White House to me for $50,000.” Paul Wiley, CEO “Let’s just say I have everything I’d need to assassinate the entire Cabinet in under 20 minutes.” Tabitha Moody, Heiress “Far more people were killed on 9/11 than the public knows, and I was one of them.
” Susan Carney, Oil Executive “He was offered a three-year, $150 million NBA contract after he threw paper towels to Hurricane Maria victims, giving scouts for the Washington Wizards a chance to see his shooting form.” Wu Yongrui, Diplomat “I was assured the U.S. military was too weak to resist China because they all wear skirts and go to therapy now.
Österreich Neuesten Nachrichten, Österreich Schlagzeilen
Similar News:Sie können auch ähnliche Nachrichten wie diese lesen, die wir aus anderen Nachrichtenquellen gesammelt haben.
Donald Trump Jr. Hosting Event for Challenger to Trump-Backed CandidateThe incumbent, an Illinois congressman, said the challenger's efforts will 'divide conservatives' in the 2024 election.
Weiterlesen »
West Norfolk Council members want action on child tooth decayA recent survey suggests around a third of five year olds in England have some form of dental decay.
Weiterlesen »
"His Powers Are Staggering": Marvel Explains Why the Illuminati Need Their 2 New MembersChristopher Cantwell, writer of Marvel's upcoming Thanos' miniseries, gave an interview where he discussed the newest additions to the Illuminati.
Weiterlesen »
House GOP members introduce bill to block Palestinian refugees from entering USRepublican lawmakers have launched efforts to block the entry of Palestinian refugees and rescind the visas of any foreign national who has espoused terrorist beliefs.
Weiterlesen »
Tom Morello, No Doubt Members Salute The Specials’ Terry HallA host of musical admirers and former bandmates gathered last night at a private Los Angeles home to celebrate Specials frontman Terry Hall.
Weiterlesen »