Man Had No Idea Cough Was Going To Be Wet One

Österreich Nachrichten Nachrichten

Man Had No Idea Cough Was Going To Be Wet One
Österreich Neuesten Nachrichten,Österreich Schlagzeilen
  • 📰 TheOnion
  • ⏱ Reading Time:
  • 19 sec. here
  • 2 min. at publisher
  • 📊 Quality Score:
  • News: 11%
  • Publisher: 51%

MUSKEGON, MI—Caught completely off guard by the viscous lump of sputum that was dislodged and sent rocketing upward from his lower respiratory tract, area man Luke Reese confirmed Wednesday he had no idea his impending cough was going to be a wet one. “Jesus, where the hell did that come from?” said the startled…

MUSKEGON, MI—Caught completely off guard by the viscous lump of sputum that was dislodged and sent rocketing upward from his lower respiratory tract, area man Luke Reese confirmed Wednesday he had no idea his impending cough was going to be a wet one.

“Jesus, where the hell did that come from?” said the startled 33-year-old, stating that he had been under the impression he was simply clearing his throat and was by no means expecting to eject such a behemoth. “If I’d known what I was in for I would’ve gotten a tissue ready, but this thing totally came out of left field. Ugh, God, it’s in my mouth now.

Wir haben diese Nachrichten zusammengefasst, damit Sie sie schnell lesen können. Wenn Sie sich für die Nachrichten interessieren, können Sie den vollständigen Text hier lesen. Weiterlesen:

TheOnion /  🏆 724. in US

Österreich Neuesten Nachrichten, Österreich Schlagzeilen

Similar News:Sie können auch ähnliche Nachrichten wie diese lesen, die wir aus anderen Nachrichtenquellen gesammelt haben.

NJ Man Found Guilty of Murdering Father, Other Man Before Setting Fire to HouseNJ Man Found Guilty of Murdering Father, Other Man Before Setting Fire to HouseA 24-year-old man was found guilty of murdering his father and another man, before setting fire to his father’s New Jersey home in an attempt to cover up the crime, according to prosecutors. Jaree Kitchen was convicted last week of the murdering the two men as well as aggravated arson, possession of a weapon, possession of a weapon for an…
Weiterlesen »

Man killed in ambush-style attack at bar near UTSA, police sayMan killed in ambush-style attack at bar near UTSA, police sayTwo men were ambushed while walking in the parking lot of Deol Sports Bar on the...
Weiterlesen »

Seattle Police: Man crashes, flips stolen car with victim's child insideSeattle Police: Man crashes, flips stolen car with victim's child insideA 32-year-old man has been arrested for allegedly stealing a car and crashing it, causing it to flip over with a child still inside, according to Seattle Police. FOX13
Weiterlesen »

Boots of missing young man from Idaho have been found; his mother speaks about his disappearanceBoots of missing young man from Idaho have been found; his mother speaks about his disappearanceThe boots of a young man missing for nearly two weeks have been found behind a dirt pile on his property, but there's still no sign of 19-year-old Dylan Rounds.
Weiterlesen »

Hero commuter saves man from Chicago subway third rail in harrowing videoHero commuter saves man from Chicago subway third rail in harrowing videoAnthony Perry, 20, was getting off the Chicago Transit Authority Red Line train on Sunday afternoon when he noticed two men going to blows.
Weiterlesen »



Render Time: 2025-04-05 15:33:33