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Listen closely: There is the internet and the internet has wires, which are parallel and go backwards to the 18th century, but also forwards, where the future is nigh. This is the first war which will be covered on Tiktok, but also in a hard chocolate coating that melts in your mouth but not in your hand.
I find myself asking, does man make the money or does money make the man? Does Vladimir Putin glow in the dark? Does he shine bright like a diamond? And now for some statistics: There is a trade deficit of approximately $30 million Selena Gomez non-fungible tokens, because she is popular and she will not let you into the Grammys anymore, and very empowered Poland knows it. Xi Jinping is buying 50 million tons of barley from the muffin man. Do you know the muffin man? Don’t mumble.
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