Fox News host Greg Gutfeld gives his take on the arrest of FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried on Tuesday's 'Gutfeld!'
Greg Gutfeld and his guests delve into FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried being arrested in the Bahamas on 'Gutfeld!'Happy Tuesday, everybody. Calm down, everybody. So let's talk about the arrest of Sam Bankman-Fried, a.k.a mashed potato ****.
Let's recap what this clown did. Since launching in May 2019, his cryptocurrency firm, FTX, raised $1.8 billion by promoting itself as a safe platform for trading assets. But it turns out that was as safe as finding a suitable dating partner on a subway platform. By the way, cryptocurrency is Latin for"not real money.
Still, the whole time he was telling investors, including celebrities hypnotized by his cleavage, that it truly was the safest investment. But then it imploded. FTX filed for bankruptcy, leaving millions of people unable to access their funds. And the pyramid scheme was exposed like Sam's D-cups in a wet T-shirt contest. Meanwhile, actual pyramids are like,"Hey, humans, leave us out of this. And go slaves." Don't knock the pyramids.
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