Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: I’m crusty about pizza

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Frumpy Middle-aged Mom: I’m crusty about pizza
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It’s as important as cleats at kids’ sports events.

One of the major advantages of having grown semi-adult children is that I no longer have to eat a lot of pizza. It’s not that I dislike pizza. In fact, I’m strongly in favor of it, unless it has pineapple on it, in which case I’ll only eat it if it’s the last slice left in the fridge.

There were times when we actually had double-pizza days, when both of the rug rats had events at once. Think about it. In the pantheon of easy delivery options, Chinese food definitely requires at least chopsticks, even if you eat it straight out of the container. Since your average kid doesn’t know how to use chopsticks, this is a problem. Hamburgers would work, but then you get to the tricky issue of condiments. My daughter, Curly Girl, for example, will carefully remove anything that threatens to be healthy off her burger, if the restaurant even dares to put lettuce, tomato and pickle on it.

However, if you have children, you have possibly been to one or more Straw Hats in your lifetime, as an end-of-the-season party, or to celebrate a coach, or just to eat pizza while gazing at an anemic salad bar with iceberg lettuce.

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