An Illinois morgue assistant named Linda Anders was said to have used testicles from corpses to help win an annual spaghetti cook-off. Only, the questionable event never occurred.
Carterville, Il – Linda Anders , had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest she had placed was 2nd and Linda knew 2nd was just the first loser. For 2022 and lucky contest number 13, Linda used a secret ingredient that she was sure would give her that extra edge and earn herself the blue ribbon she so desired.
Anders worked as a morgue assistant for the County Williamson. For the 11 months leading up the cook-off, Linda collected the testes from deceased adult males. She would slice ’em, dice ’em and sew ’em up without attracting attention. And who was going to notice the missing balls of a dead man anyway?
In the satirical story, the morgue assistant was eventually arrested after a judge tasting the spaghetti realized he was chewing on a “prosthetic testicle.”
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