'Every parent is basically Oscar the Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living in a trash can.'
You're supposed to read to young children. Well that’s what I hear when my kids are watching “Sesame Street.”Went for a run without reading the instructions for my new Apple Watch, and selected “25 Most Played Songs” for my music. Long story short, I ended up listening to 27 minutes straight of Sesame Street’s Greatest Hits, in case you were wondering how owned I am as a parent.No, “Sesame Street” website, I don’t want to enter my address. I have no desire to be murdered by a Muppet.
My daughter accidently called Elmo"Hellmo" and I didn't correct her because she was pretty much right on the markSEX TIP: keep track of multiple orgasms in the voice of The Count from Sesame Street.If Cookie Monster wrote a book under a different name, would that be considered a nom,nom,nom de plume?Me: Cookie Monster doesn't eat socks.People give Cookie Monster grief for always eating cookies.
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