A lot these are about pubes. Sorry.
3. Cutting their fingernails and leaving the clippings lying around.5. Sniffing underwear lying on the ground to tell if it's acceptable to wear it again.7. Shaving and not taking the time to wash away the whiskers that fell into the sink.9. Taking their wieners out of their underwear before even getting to the urinal.11. Farting, then taking the time to appreciate the fragrance they've just made.take the time to appreciate the fragrance they've just made.14.
32. Performing a sort of massaging motion on their testicles because they really itch badly and it's the only way to scratch the itch without hurting themselves.35. Masturbating, and just waiting for it to dry.37. Loafing around watching TV with one hand in their underwear.39. Wearing jeans for more than a month without washing them.
40. Eating something that fell on the ground because it was only on the ground for five seconds, and five seconds is, like, nothing.This post was translated from
Österreich Neuesten Nachrichten, Österreich Schlagzeilen
Similar News:Sie können auch ähnliche Nachrichten wie diese lesen, die wir aus anderen Nachrichtenquellen gesammelt haben.
Michael Avenatti dumped 41 pages of documents alleging Nike bribed basketball playersNike says it won't respond to 'allegations of an individual facing federal charges of fraud and extortion and aid in his disgraceful attempts to distract from the athletes on the court at the height of the tournament.'
Weiterlesen »
Factbox: Policies of Ukraine's presidential frontrunner ZelenskiyVolodymyr Zelenskiy, a 41-year-old comedian with no prior political experience, ...
Weiterlesen »
Turkey's national carrier moved all its flights from Istanbul's old airport to its shiny replacement in a single, stressful, 41-hour 'big bang'Turkish Airlines moved 44 tons worth of equipment from its old hub at Atatürk Airport to the new airport on Friday and Saturday.
Weiterlesen »
13 things that should never surprise a bossGood managers always know when an employee secretly hates them. Here are other things employees do that should never surprise their boss.
Weiterlesen »
Senate confirms Bernhardt to head InteriorThe Senate confirmed David Bernhardt, a former lobbyist and Interior Department veteran, to serve as the agency's 53rd secretary by a 56-41 vote on Thursday, rejecting ethics concerns raised by Democrats
Weiterlesen »
Senate votes to confirm Bernhardt to be interior secretaryThe Senate on Thursday confirmed David Bernhardt, a former fossil fuel lobbyist, to be the next Interior secretary. The vote was 56-41.
Weiterlesen »
Semi-truck hauling 41,000 pounds of meat catches fire on interstate in WisconsinThe Monday morning incident, in eastern Wisconsin near Appleton, remains under investigation. Parts of Interstate 41 were closed.
Weiterlesen »