'Once I was on a fancy dinner date having a cocktail with a little leaf in it. My date and I liked the drinks so much we ordered more. We then watched the bartender walk out to the sidewalk and pull leaves out of a grass patch growing near the road. Then, she brought us the new drinks.
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the woman behind me at groundhog day at the old vic kept huffing “NOT AGAIN” every time the day restarted "women aren't learning to cook their grandmothers' family recipes" sir my grandmother knew 9 different ways to serve cold shrimp in unflavoured jello, her family recipes should be sealed away in the undersea lightning cage they used to contain the Titans in Disney's Hercules
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