'The secret to a happy marriage is pre-assembled furniture.'
January 7, 2020I have a cold and it’s pretty bad but my wife has a husband with a cold and apparently that’s way worse.My husband: *Gives me an ice cream sandwich, hands me the remote, and leaves me alone for a few hours*My husband has been awake approximately 10 minutes and hasn’t told me happy birthday yet so someone should probably check on him later.
Shower, make dinner for kids, try to put make up on, get kid a snack, put make up on again, do my hair, referee sibling fight, get dressed.My wife and I agreed never to go to bed angry with each other which is why we've both been awake since January 14, 2013.My husband just got back from the gym and took a nap on the freshly washed sheets and he could have just told me he wanted a divorce
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