Petty is not an attitude, it's a way of life.
This fuckboy that I know kept sending me nudes on Snapchat, so I took screenshots of them, printed them out, and mailed them to his mother. Now he doesn't have a phone.A co-worker I didn't like drank my orange juice and said I should have put my name on it. The next day, I gave him his own"orange juice". What he didn't know was that it was water mixed with mac and cheese powder.
This guy I used to date in high school thought I was jealous of his new girlfriend , so he started to tell all these crazy, exaggerated sexual secrets about me. So to reciprocate, my petty ass decided to tell our class of 452 how small his penis is. Now he's known as"Baby Dick Davis". Bam, bitch.I saw a mosquito land on my friend's arm but she was being annoying earlier that day so I just watched it bite her. It was so satisfying.
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